Government Eshu

By Stuart the ST

Welcome to the Department. I'll be your faerie guide.
Please pay attention to the following rules:

Stay on the Path.
Do not accept any food or drink. From anyone. Even at morning tea.
Never give your name. Never admit your section. Keep your ID visible at all times.
Do not accept a gift freely given. Do not refuse a fair trade.
Time moves differently here. Remember to fill in your flex sheet.
Stay out of the filing room. Stay off the top floor.
Ask no questions, beg no favours. Never volunteer.
Morning tea is on Friday. Sign up here for the cake roster.
Team meetings are on Thursday. Attendance is mandatory.
Don't smoke near the air intakes.
The treasures of the stationery cabinet are not for thee.
The value of a correctly filled-in form is not measured in gold.
Internet use is monitored. Do not move your monitor. Contact Property and Services if your monitor needs to be moved.

I'm sure you'll fit in.