Battle Hymn of the Changeling Republic
By An Anonymous Canberry Eshu
All the noble houses are a weak and craven lot
They buggered off to dreamland leaving commoners to rot
And now they're back to tell us what is right and what is not
The Republic Marches On!
Chorus:
Glory, Glory, what's it to you?
Sidhe are only there to screw you.
Common folk will see it through, HAH!
Our Republic Marches On!
House Fiona claim that they will only live for love,
Liam break their oaths as sure as there are stars above.
How can they think to rule? It's time we gave them all a shove
The Republic Marches On!
Chorus
It takes so very little for a Gwydion to see red
You can't trust an Eilunid unless one of you is dead.
And Douglass Sidhe are flawed, you know it's mostly in the head
The Republic Marches On!
Chorus
Ailil are sneaky bastards and they're always full of greed.
Scathach are weird - who ever knows just what the buggers need?
We'll show them all just how it feels to hurt and die and bleed-
The Republic Marches On!
Chorus
Take the nobles, all of them and every single Sidhe
Put them in a rowing boat and send them out to sea
We need them ruling us the way a statue needs to pee...
The Republic Marches On!